I call this card "The Cold Shoulder" notice the color of the brads around his umm carrot.
This one says "I heard you needed a lift...Man they weren't kidding." Now her boobs look better than mine after breastfeeding 3 kids, but I couldn't figure out how to make them look saggier without it making my card look ugly. Even though these are funny cards you still want them to look good!
ETA - The inspiration for these cards came from Julia's card from the 1st round of Twisted & Demented swap that actually got banned on SCS. Here is a link to the original on her blog. http://www.bluetemptation.com/web/crafty/archives/000097.html